I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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