You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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