STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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