You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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