stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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