Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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