dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
