Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I puked a lego.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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