"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i out mim tonsoeep
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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