I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My butt remains clenched, sir.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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