hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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