They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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