where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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