dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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