Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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