physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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