Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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