I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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