Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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