Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it glows. i had to have it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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