: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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