Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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