It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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