i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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