I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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