Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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