Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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