I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
