some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
