Porn is love you can see.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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