I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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