Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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