Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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