..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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