New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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