Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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