How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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