Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I will die if light touches me.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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