I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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