Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize