Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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