we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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