i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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