Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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