I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I would ride that face into the sunset
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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