i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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