i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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