I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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