so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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