that's an acceptable place to lick
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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