Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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