I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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