There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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