i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
